Every sperm is sacred?
So, I saw this a few days ago, as linked in kuni_bob's journal. But I never made a post, as I had meant to.

Forever Pregnant.

Basically, federal guidelines are to happen that will ask that any woman able to have a baby should act as if she's going to, "pre-pregnant," whether or not she ever plans to do it. So no smoking, alcohol, be healthy, take folic acid supplements. Because women are only uteruses. Not that men have to worry about this or be healthy. Just us uteruses.




MY AUNT HAD A BABY! :D YAY FOR HER! On Wednesday. She's got two girls already, so I know they were really hoping for a boy but were trying not to think like that, should it be a girl. AND IT WAS A BOY. HURRAY FOR THEM! Hah, now they're the image of my family. Two older girls and a younger boy. POOR GIRLS.

My brother is such a retard. Last night he snuck out at 2 AM to go get drunk with and smoke pot with a kid he was banned from seeing a few years back. Then he went to school where he finally remembered the complet paper. Then work. Meanwhile, at work, he did do something amazing-- the night manager said, out of boredom, let's have a contest! The first person to sell a box of these donuts wins. He sold FOUR BOXES to FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE in the first MINUTE. One woman he wooed by saying, "I love you!" Even when the manager or I were handling people, he'd hold up a box and make suggestive faces, or say, "Come on! 3.69 for three flavors of deliciousness!"

The manager now thinks he should sell cars.